Bermuda Tree Frogs, Jingle Bermuda Tree Frogs

Dan Epstein

By Dan Epstein

on 04.22.11 in Reviews
We’re as confused as you are.

Producer: “This Caribbean Synthesizer Christmas thing we've got going here just isn't quite cutting it. The master tapes are due to the label tomorrow — what do we do?” Engineer: “You know what would really spice up these vaguely lilting versions of ‘Deck the Halls,'’Silent Night,'’The First Noel'and many other holiday favorites? Bermuda tree frogs!” Producer: “By god, man, you're a genius! Get those little guys in here, pronto, and have Bruno from catering round up a bunch of bugs for ‘em!”