Top of the Morning: Lorde’s Quick with the Comebacks, a Comet is Singing into Space and More

Lindsay Hood

By Lindsay Hood

on 11.13.14 in News

Greetings! Top of the Morning is your daily AM news round-up. We paid attention overnight and gathered relevant tidbits to share over that first cup of coffee.

It’s every record collector’s dream. According to the Village Voice, Academy Records’ Cory Felerman was picking through a box of discarded vinyl outside a bodega on 1st Avenue when he noticed a Yoko Ono “Open Your Box” 45 was among the rest of the selections. Only about six copies are known to exist, so Felerman ended up scoring close to $2,000 on eBay for his find.

Bobby Shmurda has created an app for his famous “Shmoney Dance” that allows you to paste your own photo into a variety of backgrounds and create a GIF. You could dance like Drake or Rihanna, or choose to join Shmurda in the video for “Hot N***a” among other options. Shmurda recently had his bail extended on a felony gun charge and is due back in court for a hearing at the end of January. He also released the video for “Bobby Bitch” earlier this month, which relies heavily on gun-related scenarios and imagery.

According to FACT, Diplo publicly endorsed a Kickstarter that one of his fans created to “Get Taylor Swift a Booty” after the producer made a joke about Swift’s backside on Twitter. However, Lorde stepped in to prove that no one messes with her groups of friends and immediately rectified the situation.

You do have to wonder what it’s like to be a 36-year-old man who just got completely decimated by an 18-year-old woman for body-shaming her friend.

I’ll take Beyoncé for $800, Alex. On Monday evening, the artist had an entire Jeopardy category to herself. Can you imagine Trebek saying, “Beyoncé for $1000: Jay Z is featured on this Beyoncé song that mentions ‘that liquor get into me”? Also, who doesn’t know the answer to that question? We be all night…

Rosetta’s Plasma Consortium discovered that Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko is “singing” out there into the vastness of space. The principal investigator Karl-Heinz Glaßmeier describes it as, “a ‘song’ in the form of oscillations in the magnetic field in the comet’s environment. It is being sung at 40-50 millihertz, far below human hearing.” Naturally the Consortium released the comet’s new “track,” which sounds suspiciously like the Predator. (How long before Aphex Twin remixes it? Let’s take bets.)

Yesterday we had Karen O in Target’s holiday campaign, and today we’ve got “Weird Al” Yankovic in a new holiday-themed commercial for Radio Shack. What day is it again? Don’t we still have two weeks to go until Thanksgiving?

Earlier this week, Sharon Osbourne announced on her show The Talk that the Osbourne family was currently in the process of filming an update of their reality series, which aired nearly a decade ago. MTV News reported that they won’t be returning to reality TV full-time, but there will be six to eight new episodes of good-old wholesome family fun with Ozzy and the gang. It’s unclear as to whether or not the show will find its home on MTV again, but Sharon Osbourne did mention that their catalyst for getting in front of the camera was her husband. Apparently, Ozzy wanted to do an update of the show while he’s clean and sober.

Stereogum reported that Fucked Up frontman Damian Abraham has a podcast. On Instagram, Abraham described the podcast and said, “It’s called TURNED OUT A PUNK and each week I’ll talk to people from all walks of life with one thing in common: they all grew up listening to punk.” His first guest was Martin Mills of the Beggars Music Group. On the website, Abraham also provides a list of topics that they will cover, including but not limited to; Mills’ firsthand view of the cultural year zero that was punk, putting out one of the first punk singles, renting Gary Numan his first keyboard, Chrome sleeping on his floor, never meeting Scott Walker, Sex Pistols vs. the Clash, working with the Fall, working with the Ramones, working with Adele, and not working with Nirvana and R.E.M. Have a listen below.

Waka Flocka Flame has finally managed to hire himself a blunt roller. For all of you who were seriously considering the position, our apologies. But it has been filled.

Waka Flocka Flame Hires a Blunt Roller from Funny Or Die

Also, if you’re not sick of Taylor Swift mash-ups yet, check out this one of “Blank Space” and Khia’s “My Neck, My Back.” (We don’t need to tell you that this is totally NSFW, do we?)